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Winners Dont Do Different Things...They Do Things Differntly'the best or nothing'
3月16日 SCREW YOUR SCHOOL !!!!!!!!!wrecking ur school is easy.. just be a constant pain in the ass.. herez
a list of some thingz to do quite often 1) Draw , paint or write sloganz on the wallz .. or on in d loo... n be sure to abuse the assholic teacherz... cuz one d or the other.. the teacherz will read them ! ;).. 2) The attendence register.. or any important sheet of paper.. which u cud easily gets ur handz on... tear it.. damage it..change it.. or steal it .. !!.. it'l brainfuck the classteacher if itz d attendence register ! 3) drop empty boxz of ciggerates.. or those beer canz.. anywhere in school.. be sure no 1 sees you though.. and GOSH the principle will be like '' MY STUDENTZ ARE SMOKING AND DRINKING IN SCHOOL ?! '' hehe... 4) Write on a piece of paper.. something like.. '' teacher abc has a crush on teacher xyz '' photocopy this paper a 100 times.. and drop it here and there.. in ur school.. DAMN THIS IS SO GUD ! ... 5) Empty the dust bin on the floor of ur class totally.. ( do this everytime the school starts or ends ) 6) spread rumours.. real sick.. but things that people could believe .. be creative and be a good acter.. and this rumour thing will have amazing results ! 7) Buy a good whistle ! yes a whistle.. and dont do this in every period.. but sometimes just whistle in the class.. and go back to ur work.. u'l need to have some unity and friends to do this though.. BUT ITS REAL FUN.. like in my school teacherz now days discuss.. that someone whistlz in that class ;) 8) Throw rotten food on the teacherz chair n shit.. kinda pisses d teachr off.. itz fun... 1 golden rule matez !.. never ever get caught.. that will piss off the school even more.... being rebellious doesnt mean being a geek.. and theres always a difference between gutz n stupidity !... i'l be adding more shit hea.. every month .. so check back... May satan watch over you in ur crimez! ;) lol..fuckoff now.. - gautam & manan 6月5日 Interesting facts about Bill Gates1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it,he would've already earned it back. 3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself he will finish it in less then 10 years. 4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money. 5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now. 6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth. 7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money. 8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven. Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years! 5月4日 Which is worse??WhiCH iS WorSE ??
hey ppl, try chosin da worst situation out of dem. u gota leava comment as ur answers asap.......... do attempt it!!!! the situations r as follows: 1. Having a guy tell you he loves you and not mean it? or Having a guy tell you he loves you and then take it back? 2. Falling on your ass and then farting in front of the guy/girl you like? or Sitting on the guy/girl you like's lap and peeing your pants? 3. being immortal and living with cancer aids and every disease known to man or being immortal and having all your limbs amputated 4. Getting your tounge stuck on a pole or Getting your head stuck in a bucket 5. Your mom dirty dancing with your dad or your girlfriend/boyfriend dirty dancing w/ your bestfriend 6. having chapped lips for the rest of your life, and never being able to use chapstick or not being able to brush your teeth for the rest of your life 7. Accidentally biting another person's tongue in a kiss? or Having your braces get stuck with his/her? 8. Farting while making out? or Burping while making out? 9. Crapping in a dirty, filthy, smelly bathroom? or Crapping in a bathroom that has an echo and everybody can hear you? 10. Attending one class period completely in the nude? or Attending the whole day to school in your underwear? Important!I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine. We were discussing the law and women`s rights. She told me about this incident in Pune - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver`s license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed. Infact, the law clearly states that between --6 pm and 6am--, a woman has the right to "REFUSE" to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest. It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. Share this knowledge with everyone you know, you never know to whom it may turn out to be a power... thnx take care yOu gOt bRaiNz??Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and.... Begin. Don't Cheat
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."
If you said "water," proceed to Question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't, Of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real .........!!! and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a
bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swin don, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!! |
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